So yesterday's LA Times had a bit about how Crocs are going under. The company's in shambles, the shoes are ugly, we were all idiots last year for wearing them.
Just now a friend IM'd me that she was embarrassed her young daughter wanted to buy a pair for herself.
Well I'm here to tell you all something very important. Crocs are a marvel of cobbling science. They're light, they're comfortable, they never ever smell.
More important - they may be ugly, but they cover up the nasty fucking feet and toes of so many people who insist on foisting that shit in front of my very tender eyes.
Just cuz it's hot doesn't mean i have to look at your feet.
There, I said it.
I'm not embarrassed by her purchase. I just suggested she save up her money for the next big ugly shoe fad.
They're ugly, and they make your feet look FAT!
Posted by: AustinMom | July 24, 2009 at 02:56 PM