Just now a friend IM'd me that she was embarrassed her young daughter wanted to buy a pair for herself.
Well I'm here to tell you all something very important. Crocs are a marvel of cobbling science. They're light, they're comfortable, they never ever smell.
More important - they may be ugly, but they cover up the nasty fucking feet and toes of so many people who insist on foisting that shit in front of my very tender eyes.
Just cuz it's hot doesn't mean i have to look at your feet.
There, I said it.