The End of the World As We Know It.

I have to say something. I mean, I'm trying to embrace my inner shallowness: that part of me deep, deep down inside where actually nothing is much different than what's on the outside. So, as a part of that embrace, let me just admit that I've been having passionate discussions about this walking abomination on "American Idol" named Sanjaya Malakar.

And this is what I have to say. Something that no one else seems to be saying.

Not that he's so awful, or about the fucking hair, or about how gay he is. No, this is just one question I'd like to ask:

Why don't you make a fucking effort, you douchebag? You don't even look like you care about TRYING. That's all I care about on that show: Seeing people TRY. You are not doing that, young sir.

And to you, I say: STOP WASTING MY TIME.